I have written a book entitled "The Texas Weedeater Massacre (Essays and Observations on Man's Abominable Obsession with Yardwork)."  It's pretty funny in a dry sort of way.  It is perfectly acceptable for young people, but they don't seem to get my sense of humor.  I believe it would be more enjoyable to adults who have had some of the same yardworking experiences that I have had.  I designed the cover and my lovely wife, Donna, took the picture for it.  Yes, that's a silhouette of me holding my wife's personal weedeater.   

You may purchase a copy from the Texas Trails Art Gallery/Chamber of Commerce office located in the Nocona Visitors Center, or you can order it directly from us and I'll personally autograph it for you by calling 940-825-4057.  If we don't answer, pleaseleave a message along with your name and number and we'll call you back ASAP to confirm your order and method of payment.  Or e-mail us at LGLemonsArtist@aol.com with your name and phone number.  We'll call you back to confirm your order and method of payment. 

The price per book is:

                                    $12.00 each for 1 to 9 books

                                    $11.00 each for 10 to 19 books

                                                $10. 00 each for 20 or more books

Texas residents, please add 8.25% sales tax.

If you need it to be shipped, please add Shipping and Handling to your total order:

                                    $2.50 by US Postal Service

                                   
Local deliveries need not pay any shipping or handling.

All books ordered directly from me are personally autographed (unless you request otherwise.)

Or you can order it from www.lulu.com/lglemonsartist.  There is a downloadable version for only $5.75 or the printed book version for $12 plus S&H.  If you choose to order the printed version from Lulu.com, it won't come to you autographed, but I'll be happy to autograph it for you if we make connections somewhere, perhaps at an art show or while I'm out working in my yard.  Happy Weedeating!           

                                                                                                              -Larry G. Lemons