Texas Folklore and Storytelling - The Texas Weedeater Massacre

I have written three books, to date, including "The Texas Weedeater Massacre (Essays and Observations on Man's Abominable Obsession with Yardwork)," "A Benchwarmer Remembers," and "Adventures in Art." Each book is kind of autobiographical and humorous.

You may purchase them from The Art Gallery at Texas Kings Hotel in Saint Jo, or you can order them directly from us and I'll personally autograph it for you by calling 940-825-4057. If we don't answer, please leave a message along with your name and number and we'll call you back ASAP to confirm your order and method of payment. Or e-mail us at LGLemonsArtist@aol.com with your name and phone number. We'll call you back to confirm your order and method of payment.

The price per book is:

$12.00 each for 1 to 9 books

$11.00 each for 10 to 19 books

$10. 00 each for 20 or more books

Texas residents, please add 8.25% sales tax.

If you need it to be shipped, please add Shipping and Handling to your total order:

$3.00 by US Postal Service

Local deliveries need not pay any shipping or handling.

All books ordered directly from me are personally autographed (unless you request otherwise.)

Or you can order them directly from www.lulu.com/lglemonsartist. There are downloadable versions for about half the price of the paperback versions. If you choose to order the printed version from Lulu.com, it won't come to you autographed, but I'll be happy to autograph it for you if we make connections somewhere, perhaps at an art show or while I'm out working in my yard or somewhere. Happy Weedeating!

-Larry G. Lemons